Love em' Suck em' & Fuck em'

The following is going to get a little explicit. Now that I've got your attention the following is just 3 simple things that can help you keep your significant other.



LOVE EM':

Love comes in so many ways, shapes, and forms. You've got to love the person you're with. When you love someone you should support them in any and all of their dreams. You should be there when they need you and give them your all. Laugh together and cry together. Tell them those truths only you can tell them. Every day you should strive to grow and learn from each other. Know that you're going to fight but learn to set aside those petty differences for the better whole. Love them not for the person they are but for the person you become when you're with them.

SUCK EM':

Alright, shit is getting a little real now. Let's just take a deep breath and dive in together shall we; for my ladies: There are three ultra sensitive places on/around a man's penis for you to play with. (there's more to it than just the head and shaft!). I have watched, I can't tell you how many countless hours of porn. Ever hear of Superhead? No? Well that's fine. Everyone is different but she is said to give someof the best head in the game and who spent hours watching her is your girl. Why? I like to come at things from an intellectual standpoint. I research to learn and in this particular subject I did a lot of research. Now, about those three places:
1. I don't know exactly what it's called but there is this tiny spot, kind of like a line right under the head of the penis. Go crazy, it's sensitive.
2. (and keep in mind not everyone likes the same thing) "The Gouch" well at least thats what my ex used call it is located right where balls meet anus. Now granted, he hated it. Would never let me go there but again, to each his own it's another sensitive area.
3. The "Meatus" this is the hole on the tip of the penis. Supersensitive. Apply a medium pressure amount and go to town. He probably doesn't even know its there.

For my guys:

1. Any kind of licking, mouthing, tounging to the vagina or clitoris is pretty much the best bet. You have to keep in mind every person is different. Men and women and part of being with someone in this kinda of intimate aspect you get the privilege of learning their body. Their likes and dislikes. Everyone is different.
2. Fact: The tongue is the strongest muscle
in the human body and not only is it already lubricated but it can do things no penis can. So have at it.
3. Use your tongue, use your fingers, use the clitoris. The all famous "G" spot is located inside the vagina and kinda up. How do you know you hit it? Well besides a hopeful response it will feel sponge-like compared to anything else. Just watch for your partners reaction. Some women like their breasts more than others, some can't handle too much clitoral stimulation everyone has that "special" spot. Take the time to learn your partner it's part of the fun. And remember, a healthy diet goes a long way for men and women. More fruits your meal can literally change how you taste. Educate yourselves.


FUCK EM':

"What you won't do another one will."
Have fun. Put it down like they've never had it put on them before. Don't have sex every single day, some times you need to space it out. Think outside the box. Buy some paint and a canvas and have some paint sex. Buy non-toxic paint and have sex on the canvas. Make art while your getting it in. Find out their fantasizes. When they come home at night (depending on their occupation) be ready for them. Push them against a wall, drop their pants and go down on them. Cook dinner in lingerie and heels. Hell, butt naked and heels. I never got a chance to but I wanted to go in the bathroom while my significant other was in the shower, turn off the lights, go in, go down on him, get out, turn back on the light for him and leave to it. No sex just surprised pleasure. Ladies, maybe hop in the shower wearing nothing but some white panties and a white spaghetti strap.

Have fun. Get creative. Like I said every person is different but even if your relationship doesn't last for whatever reason I promise if you take my advice, and do some of what I mentioned above, it might not last but I can guarantee you'll be remembered. Trust me nothing will make you smile like looking back and like Jojo said in her rendition of, "Marvin's Room"

"Cuz when your in her I know I'm in your head."


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