Women Logic: No=Yes, Yes=No, No=No...WTF
First, I apologize for not posting on time. I know I've been a day late each week but I will be posting said days next week.
Now on to business:
I am a woman, and we are confusing as fuck. Any woman that says she is simple, isn't confusing, isn't complicated, is lying. She might not think she's lying, honestly in her own mind she probably thinks she's not but she probably is. On behalf of my fellow female population:
Sorry, it sucks ass, but that's how it is. Moving on.
"No=Yes"
The following will vary for each individual but allow me to give you some No=Yes scenarios:
• When trying to talk to a woman for the first time if she sticks around, after the line you give her take it as a yes***(remember these stars for we will get back to this particular example because this one is tricky and can actually fall in other categories)
•If when first trying to talk to a girl she laughs, touches you, turns full on to converse back with you, it's a yes. (BODY LANGUAGE IS A CRUCIAL TELL PEOPLE!** we'll return to this also)
•In ANY kind of event that you know she cares about, if you ask her if she'd mind doing anything short of awesome or romantic 7 times out of 10 she does. Ex: "Baby do you mind if we stay in tonight instead of going on our date? "No=Yes"
"Yes=No" Scenarios:
These mostly occur when your already involved with somebody on any kind of level from the beginning through relationship. It doesn't really happen when your first trying to talk to a chick because if she says No then in that No is going to equal No. Now; You should already have a basic understanding of what she's into and what she's not.
•If your watching something she doesn't like and you ask her if it's cool to change it and she says yes she probably means no.
• If you want to change something she's already doing for something different depending on what it is Yes probably means No.
•If she starts to cook for and you want to go out Yes probably means No. (and don't be a douche, if she's cooking you'd better appreciate her ass I don't care if it's Mac N' Cheese)
• And this is a biggie: If she's having a problem, upset about something, and you ask her if she wants to talk about it; if she says No, best believe she wants you to try a little harder, *make it sound like* you actually care about what's wrong and want to listen or she is going to bring it up later. Might as well give in and listen then. Keep in mind here though I'm all about OYDM here. (open your damn mouth see other blog)
This happens but it is so stupid ladies. If, and i've said this before, i cannot stress enough, something bothers you, if it matters speak the freak up or sit the freak down and shut the hell up. Open your mouth and you won't have any problems or hurt feelings here that you've brought on yourself.
"No=No"
• If she says No in any kind of firm voice, if she walks away, (this is where the frst starred comment fell into play) turns her back towards you, starts ignoring you like she is through with the conversation No most definitely means No.
Simple.
It's stupid. It's complicated. It is what it is. I only listed a couple scenarios and I know there are a ton more I didn't go into and I realize and acknowledge some of them were stupid and complicated. What about those other ones I didn't mention? How do you understand what the hell I just said? How do you know which applies to which? Now we're back to my starred comment earlier that was capitalized:
*Body language and tone, are CRUCIAL tells of true feelings people*
"BODY LANGUAGE"
If a chick is interested in you when you first try to talk to her she will, after a moment, give you full frontal attention. If she gives you side attention but keeps going back and forth from side to full she's shy but interested. If she turns her back on you, doesn't move her body, just gives you a dismissive, tone or response thrown from over her shoulder she isn't interested.
"TONE"
Just because you pretend not to hear how she sounds doesn't mean it's going to go away and magically turn into the answer you wish it to be. You know if she's sounding sad, down, is hesitant to answer. Take that as clues for what it is: She's disappointed in something. That's a Yes that really should've been a No but was said just to please you. Fix it.
We're complicated as shit. Unnecessarily so. You guys know it, don't act brand new. Don't bitch and moan about it either just take my examples into consideration and deal with it because it's not going to change any time soon.
And ladies,
Understand that men don't think like we do. They think more straight while we think with curves and all kinds of complicated twists. Learn (or try) to simplify things. Say what you mean and mean what you say because thats how men hear. If you say you don't care if you do/don't do something they're going to think that you really don't care and move on in 0.25 seconds. If you say you don't have a problem, don't want to talk about it, they're going to be like, "Cool" and go back to whatever the hell they were doing in the first place. If you find yourself wondering why your signs aren't clear, its because your doing all this extra shit, playing some game that they don't even know their in and you really don't need to be playing. Your unnecessarily complicating shit. Try to be more direct because they are, for the most part, direct beings.
Hope this enlightens you all a tad.
Until Wednesday,
Knox <3
Now on to business:
I am a woman, and we are confusing as fuck. Any woman that says she is simple, isn't confusing, isn't complicated, is lying. She might not think she's lying, honestly in her own mind she probably thinks she's not but she probably is. On behalf of my fellow female population:
Sorry, it sucks ass, but that's how it is. Moving on.
"No=Yes"
The following will vary for each individual but allow me to give you some No=Yes scenarios:
• When trying to talk to a woman for the first time if she sticks around, after the line you give her take it as a yes***(remember these stars for we will get back to this particular example because this one is tricky and can actually fall in other categories)
•If when first trying to talk to a girl she laughs, touches you, turns full on to converse back with you, it's a yes. (BODY LANGUAGE IS A CRUCIAL TELL PEOPLE!** we'll return to this also)
•In ANY kind of event that you know she cares about, if you ask her if she'd mind doing anything short of awesome or romantic 7 times out of 10 she does. Ex: "Baby do you mind if we stay in tonight instead of going on our date? "No=Yes"
"Yes=No" Scenarios:
These mostly occur when your already involved with somebody on any kind of level from the beginning through relationship. It doesn't really happen when your first trying to talk to a chick because if she says No then in that No is going to equal No. Now; You should already have a basic understanding of what she's into and what she's not.
•If your watching something she doesn't like and you ask her if it's cool to change it and she says yes she probably means no.
• If you want to change something she's already doing for something different depending on what it is Yes probably means No.
•If she starts to cook for and you want to go out Yes probably means No. (and don't be a douche, if she's cooking you'd better appreciate her ass I don't care if it's Mac N' Cheese)
• And this is a biggie: If she's having a problem, upset about something, and you ask her if she wants to talk about it; if she says No, best believe she wants you to try a little harder, *make it sound like* you actually care about what's wrong and want to listen or she is going to bring it up later. Might as well give in and listen then. Keep in mind here though I'm all about OYDM here. (open your damn mouth see other blog)
This happens but it is so stupid ladies. If, and i've said this before, i cannot stress enough, something bothers you, if it matters speak the freak up or sit the freak down and shut the hell up. Open your mouth and you won't have any problems or hurt feelings here that you've brought on yourself.
"No=No"
• If she says No in any kind of firm voice, if she walks away, (this is where the frst starred comment fell into play) turns her back towards you, starts ignoring you like she is through with the conversation No most definitely means No.
Simple.
It's stupid. It's complicated. It is what it is. I only listed a couple scenarios and I know there are a ton more I didn't go into and I realize and acknowledge some of them were stupid and complicated. What about those other ones I didn't mention? How do you understand what the hell I just said? How do you know which applies to which? Now we're back to my starred comment earlier that was capitalized:
*Body language and tone, are CRUCIAL tells of true feelings people*
"BODY LANGUAGE"
If a chick is interested in you when you first try to talk to her she will, after a moment, give you full frontal attention. If she gives you side attention but keeps going back and forth from side to full she's shy but interested. If she turns her back on you, doesn't move her body, just gives you a dismissive, tone or response thrown from over her shoulder she isn't interested.
"TONE"
Just because you pretend not to hear how she sounds doesn't mean it's going to go away and magically turn into the answer you wish it to be. You know if she's sounding sad, down, is hesitant to answer. Take that as clues for what it is: She's disappointed in something. That's a Yes that really should've been a No but was said just to please you. Fix it.
We're complicated as shit. Unnecessarily so. You guys know it, don't act brand new. Don't bitch and moan about it either just take my examples into consideration and deal with it because it's not going to change any time soon.
And ladies,
Understand that men don't think like we do. They think more straight while we think with curves and all kinds of complicated twists. Learn (or try) to simplify things. Say what you mean and mean what you say because thats how men hear. If you say you don't care if you do/don't do something they're going to think that you really don't care and move on in 0.25 seconds. If you say you don't have a problem, don't want to talk about it, they're going to be like, "Cool" and go back to whatever the hell they were doing in the first place. If you find yourself wondering why your signs aren't clear, its because your doing all this extra shit, playing some game that they don't even know their in and you really don't need to be playing. Your unnecessarily complicating shit. Try to be more direct because they are, for the most part, direct beings.
Hope this enlightens you all a tad.
Until Wednesday,
Knox <3
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