And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his….

“18 years, 18 years and on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his……he killed that bitch and got 25 years”-Ye
I’m going to say something that should be fairly obvious to most you.
Some of these females are scandalous.
A lot of them actually.
Mainstream society focuses mostly on women who are done wrong by men. And rightly so; A good woman is hurt by a bitch nigga every minute of every day. But what is quite often missed is that men also get burned by females every minute of every day.
Fellas have better sense. If you see a girl wearing a dress that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination, dropping it all the way down on the dance floor at the club, she probably not wifey material. And I only say probably because even good girls can be bad for one night. But if she seems like she lives at the club, she’s one night material.  Not wife. I know this phrase is cliché and beat to hell, but you can’t turn a ho into a housewife, no matter how much you may want to. You’ll just turn her into a plaything that your less than loyal home boys will pass around like crack in the projects.
Speaking of one night material, use your sense here as well. Quite a few of us have had….er….relations with a few females that our mothers wouldn’t exactly be proud of. But Don’t be stupid. Wrap it up. Fuck, double wrap it if you have too. If you don’t have a condom DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT GO IN.  I’m not even talking about STD’s; right now I’m talking about the 6-10 pound bundle of joy that you’ll inevitably be the father of. You met this ratchet, scandalous female and decided to run up in her without your hat. Now you stuck with her for at least the next 18 years, all because your dumbass couldn’t pass up an opportunity to get your dick wet. Don’t end up like those damn fools on Maury with the crazy ass baby mama’s.
In closing, I just want to say this. Use your head. And by that I mean the one that’s attached to your shoulders, not the one that has caused a lot of us(myself included) trouble.  A female will always let you know if she’s worth keeping around. You just have to see the signs.
And, for God’s sake, If you know that her vagina has had more deposits than Bank of America, don’t put your two cents in.

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